Flash Fiction: July 21, 2016

Pursuing the shelves of a scant bookstore for a light read to take on vacation, I heard my name. “I think Laura Emery has gone wayward with her writing lately.” Some ignoble Megalodon-looking woman was holding my periwinkle colored book, “What Remains of the Fair Simonetta.”

Flash Fiction: July 15, 2016

Donna Owens caused pure pandemonium when she stormed through the eclectic Christmas potluck searching for Pokemon.  Her once relaxed coworkers, now gaped with disbelief as she knocked over the roses and veronique, splashing water onto the oblong tray of vegan pumpernickel puddlewaddles, and goat cheese beignets.

Flash Fiction: June 24, 2016

“Donatella! I saw a tremendous sweaty, hairy Gigantopithecus hominid!” Bubba enthused in his flibbertigibbet way, his shavocado exposed. Donatella sat up from the bed and removed her headgear. “Is that a sesquipedalian way of saying you saw a sasquatch?”

Flash Fiction: June 10, 2016

Even though their last cringe-worthy date had made Ted indignant and want to bitch-slap Lola, in the aftermath he developed a pathological need to see her saucy, sensual, Barbie-like figure and lovely, acidalia,  angel face again. 

Flash Fiction Fun May 6th, 2016

As Ted walked in, the smell of petrichor gave the Aquifer Restaurant a foresty ambiance. He recognized Lola instantly in her sanguine colored dress. She was the personification of perfection. “So nice to meet you, Lola,” Ted reached out a nervous hand as he took a seat across from her. “This place is bonggacious isn’t …

History of the Toilet

The History of the Toilet While starting my second novel, which is an historical fiction based in the 15th Century, it became quite evident that there would be quite a bit of research involved. I had already realized that since I will be featuring quite a few actual historical figures, it was important to be …