Flash Fiction Fun with Words Provided by Online Friends July 7th, 2017

I came into the kitchen where my wife made brunch, my bald pate bedazzled.
She glanced up. “Extravagant,” she said, stirring some picante sauce. “Did the kids do that to you?”
“No, Marge.” After ten years of marriage, I was ready to tell her about each fetish. “I want you to rub my bald head, Marge, like octopuses on a persimmon.
“Well, aren’t you a spunky jackal today?” she said with a laugh.
“Nevermind,” I sighed and turned toward the bedroom. To my surprise she followed.
“Tell me more, you maniac.” Her hands rubbed my bedazzled head, the feel of it bewitching.
“You don’t think I’m ludicrous?”
“Anything but, my little love tart.” She smacked my butt. Hard.
I inhaled a deep breath of freedom. “Let’s do it on the snowmobile after supper! Or at an amusement park! Or in a giant fish tank!”
“Think darker,” my wife said, an aggrandizing look on her face.
“Indubitably,” I replied, scratching my head between the jewels. “We could put on ‘The Outsiders’ while you rub moco on me?”
“Darker,” she repeated with a glare.
I suddenly felt immured in the small bedroom, her sexual demagoguery making feel like an anathema in her eyes.
Then, she pressed the chloroform cloth over my mouth, and the world was darker indeed.

WORD CONTRIBUTORS

Amy G, Andrea Randall, Author Meg Ann, Barbara Shanahan, Barbie Urteaga, Brenda Scott-Manzur, Brooklyn Emery,Chris, Dave, Denise Sherman, Diane Dale, Donna Wolz, Duwane, Germaine Ramondetta, Joanie Sanders, Joy S, Julian White, Lori Bohanon, Mare Gorrell, Michele Feldman Borenstein, Michelle Schaubert, Monica Woodmansee, Nenette M., Peggy Honeysuckle, Robyn, Sandra S., Sharyn, Teresa

NORMAL PEOPLE WORDS

amusement park, bewitching, brunch, chloroform, darker, extravagant, fetish, fish tank, freedom, indubitably, jackal, love, ludicrous, maniac, nevermind, octopuses, outsiders, persimmon, sauce picante, snowmobile, spunky, supper, tart

UNUSUAL WORDS

aggrandizing—increasing the power, status, or wealth of.
anathema— 1. something or someone that one vehemently dislikes. 2. a formal curse by a pope or a council of the Church, excommunicating a person or denouncing a doctrine.
demagoguery— the methods or practices of a person, especially an orator or political leader, who gains power and popularity by arousing the emotions, passions, and prejudices of the people.
immured—enclosed or confined against someone’s will.
moco – Spanish for snot
pate— a person’s head.

URBAN DICTIONARY WORD

bedazzled The act of adding bling ( glitter, jewels ) to a clothing item. A animalistic form of attracting a mate ( much like the peacock ).